ohmigosh this is like a birthday gift to me. 
status post of one of my stalkers. on my birthday.
Category Archives: humor
Horniest Objects in the House That Talk
I got these bunch of lines from “talking objects” filed under dirty humor. These are originally filipino but i translated them for you. Here they go:
“How will anything happen if i won’t lay on top of you?”
–lego
“Lick and moisturize me first so i’ll be stiff and would easily go through”
–sewing thread
“Why hung me up exactly when it’s so hot and i’m very wet?”
–laundry
“Heat me up..i need to pop so you can taste me and you’ll be pleased.”
–popcorn
Hehe that’s all i got. You can add more via comment 
