gwapo rhymes with gago,
(and they’re pa-cute, we know!)
makes everyone kilig -
in a jiffy, in a second -
all the girls are like,
“awooooh! ang sarap ng dila mo!”
gwapo has five letters,
but he has six jowa-ers!
he has many shaved cave-holes,
and there he goes labas-masok.
and the girls are like,
“awohhhh!”
just to make sabay his rurok.
but the gwapo don’t call
himself “gago”,
’cause in panloloko,
he thinks he’s lisensiyado.
the gwapo don’t make iyak also;
he secretes tamod
only, you know!
in valentine’s, you won’t blow
heart balloons;
but you will blow and suck
the gwapong biggydong. =D
so before ka magpa-gago,
ma-inlove kay mr. gwapo,
remember, LM tells you
about the ever pakilig bastardos:
“gwapo rhymes with gago”
so go and confidently go!
suck and drink all you can
the pineapple flavored tamod.
