hindi ko alam kung maiinis ba ako o matutuwa o maa-amuse o whatever.
i was planning to rock her world, eh. pero mukha ba siyang offended? 
in fairness, dalawa yang tanong ko, yang mas maikli pa ang pinili niya.
para less harm? BUWAHAHAHAHA.
*evil*
Anyway. Matagal na rin since huling nagpakwela ako rito sa LM. Parang araw-araw na lang, namamatayan ang blog na ‘to. So dahil 10% na lang ng sakit ko ang nakakapit sakin, at may hang up pa ako kay Marlowe, gawin naman nating less boring ang graphic sa itaas at mag-respond tayo, ala Ralegh.
//TRANSFORM!//
hello, stranger! 
Hi, Miss Morales. So para hindi na tayo strangers, ako nga pala si LM, ang masugid na manliligaw ng jowa mo since 2010. Don’t worry, hindi naman tayo magiging friends, so hindi kita maba-backstab, essentially.
uhm.. i don’t know how you’ve come to see my blog or something, but sorry…
Heller, Miss Hiwagang Hiwaga, there are two ways by which I can find your blog, noh. Una, I can google your jowa’s name and then *poof!* lilitaw ang sangkatutak na tumblr links. So among those blog posts (usually #lab at #corny ang tag), hahanapin ko lang naman ang post mo, which is about the Psych101 super-sweet-sugar-cubes-are-jealous moment that you two shared. Easy, ‘di ba? Or second, I can simply go to your jowa’s Facebook profile, click on your name beside his relationship status, and then open your profile to see the link connecting to your Tumblr. Then magic! Pwede na kitang i-harass! Bongga!
Hindi ko kasi alam kung pano ite-take yung question mo personally.
Ay, wow, ang cool mo teh, sobrang patawa ka lang. SAAN BA SA TANONG KO ANG MAHIRAP I-PERSONAL CONTEXT? Ay sige, baka mas madali ‘to: bakit ka mahal ng boyfriend mo with respect to the tatlong batayang problema ng Pilipinas? Bakit ka mahal ng boyfriend mo with respect to the social implications of having a jowa? Bakit ka mahal ng boyfriend mo with respect to the Mayan Astrology? Ay sorry naman, di ko na-guess na high-class ang cognition mo, teh! Sarry!
At first, nagagap ko siya bilang sarcasm or insult.
WHOAAA. *insert whoa meme* Sarcasm? Insult? May insulting ba sa “i’m just making you recall the foundations of your rainbow colored, true-love based relationship, teh”? Oh, sorry. Sarcasm? Bakit, one-sided ba ang –
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:O SORRY…SORRY.
So, hindi muna ako magdidisclose ng info or what para diyan.
Then okay! Di na kita pipilitin coz datz rape. Pero katamad ka naman. PaShowbiz ka teh, showbiz! Matapos mong ikwento ang bonggang day when you met him, complete with all the figures of speech and grammar so perfect talisk ang buong LM, magpapaka-showbiz ka lang at hindi sasagot sa follow up question? Katamad ka talaga, teh, katamad. Lalangawin ang network mo pag ganyan, teh. Hmmpft!
Magandang araw na lang sa iyo!
So ganun na lang? Babay na lang? Wala man lang bang pabaon na kalmot at RAWWWR! diyan? O malupit na mura, teh? Bait mo naman, so kakilig kaaa!
//TRANSFORM!//
Haaay. Ok. So that’s it. But in fairness, hell knows what will happen to me if she answered that properly.
